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The Bitch Is In.

Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-09, 12:54 am

Do you like Pizza? Yeah. Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
Do you like to Party? I am right now!
Do you like Five Guys in and around your Mouth? Mmmmhhhmmmm. All at once.
Do you want us to take our shirts off? Sure. I'll take mine off too while we are at it.

Hello everyone! I'm sure some of you may know me from various other forums and figured I'd make my appearance here. I'm Kelly. Nice to meet you! I drive a 2001 gold Focus. Unfortunately, someone decided to break into my car this morning and take all of my shit (Sony Explode head unit, MTX Jackhammer series subwoofer, and second generation Ipod Touch) but insurance got me a new window, slid the stock headunit back in, and now I'm partying. Fuck YEAH! I'm a sophomore in college at Shippensburg University studying Psychology and I live in Carlisle. FR11 anyone? So without further adu, unto the mods.

B&G coilover suspension. (Be jealous Josh. Be very jealous.)
Painted the stock wheels black until I can get a respectable set of rims.
Short shifter.
(Obviously I had the upgraded system until today. Fuckin' dicks.)
More to come before FR11, hopefully.

PICTURES! Woooo!!!

When I first bought her. (4x4 status)


First lowered her.


Full low on stocks.


Full low on 18's.


Most recent picture as of February. Had to raise it an inch. New tires rubbed. Sad


Should have an exhaust and rims by FR11. Not sure if I'm even going to worry about the system for now. Helpers on the suspension are coming out for FR11. BTW, I need control arms with adjustable balls joints and I think I know someone who can help me. I wub you

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Post by SVT3658 on 2011-04-09, 12:58 am

Took you long enough to post Tongue


Yeah, I'm completely jealous. JOMs SUCK!!!


So your helpers are still in the front?!?! This is as low as I could get on my B&Gs...


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Post by NorCalFocus on 2011-04-09, 12:59 am

Vagina equipped in da house!
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-09, 1:03 am

I think my shocks are blown. Oh well. Heh.

I'm gonna get that taken car of. Hopefully.

What's even more messed up is I live across from Holy Spirit Hospital. A CHRISTIAN HOSPITAL. Or maybe it's Catholic. WHATEVER.

Yep. I has a vag. Don't hate. I work on my car too. Maybe I should start taking pics of myself doing work so I look cool.

Pirate

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Post by glowin3232 on 2011-04-09, 1:08 am

Well Hello, KittyCrunkk! You should throw some tintz up on that bitch so they jackers cant scope the junk in your trunk.
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Post by Kenzx3 on 2011-04-09, 1:10 am

Welcome It\'s all the rage i

HAHAHA You live near the where da gold at spot off 581!!!! Damn leprechaun lives there, maybe his ass stole your system just like he stole the air out of my tire last year there or the coldz out of my 2000 yesterday in that same spot!
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Post by NorCalFocus on 2011-04-09, 1:12 am

HelloKittyCrunkk wrote:Yep. I has a vag. Don't hate. I work on my car too. Maybe I should start taking pics of myself doing work so I look cool.

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No hate here Pirate I married someone with a vag Thumb Up

You only need to take pics of yourself doing work if you plan on putting the pics on lots of interwebs.
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-09, 1:12 am

They had to have known me and what I had. My Ipod was hidden in the armrest and you obviously can't see in the trunk of a hatch Focus. And they knew when I would be there and when I wouldn't be. Oh well. It's over now. Next time, I'm gonna make it an obstacle course for them to get my shit. They couldn't get my amp, bitches.

Fucking leprechauns. I'm find him and his gold! Then I'ma curb stomp his ass.

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Post by glowin3232 on 2011-04-09, 1:15 am

I must beez ignorunt bout der hatch trunk, I gots me a sexdan. I still think tint would look good on there. Cool
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Re: The Bitch Is In.

Post by trailbikerider on 2011-04-09, 1:39 am

That person that can help you with those control arms you need is Matt. Wink

Also, hi Bitch! Laughing

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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-09, 3:29 am

Real asses don't jiggle like that. Just sayin'.

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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-09, 9:31 am

She is a little girl thats why. Big hands little asses, makes for a good avatar, lol.
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Post by Yocrew on 2011-04-09, 9:38 am

Welcome to the fun house.

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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-09, 10:58 am

Kenzx3 wrote:Welcome It\'s all the rage i

HAHAHA You live near the where da gold at spot off 581!!!! Damn leprechaun lives there, maybe his ass stole your system just like he stole the air out of my tire last year there or the coldz out of my 2000 yesterday in that same spot!

I'm glad I'm going to be here this year because I feel really out of the loop on this one.

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Post by BigRed03 on 2011-04-09, 11:12 am

welcome to it!

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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-09, 11:24 am

After I clicked on your link (I wanted a stiffy, obviously) I realized this is where the guys come to let out their sexual tension that is built up on the other forums since everything is so clean. Heh. I don't like super squeaky cleanness. I have you seen what I have said so far, haha.


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Post by SVT3658 on 2011-04-09, 12:29 pm

as you're discovering, this is the "fun" site. Pretty much anything goes, and you're actually allowed to have an opinion here

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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-09, 12:32 pm

AH! This is going to be weird. Hahaha.

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Post by slocussvt on 2011-04-09, 11:34 pm

Welcome to the party!
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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-10, 12:08 am

Well then you know to lock the door when I am around, it's tough when your wife lives 4300 miles away and you are lucky to see her every 6 months or so. Laughing


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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-10, 12:27 am

Thanks for all of the welcomes guys. It's very appreciated!

PB&J

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Post by Plasticracer on 2011-04-12, 12:49 am

HelloKittyCrunkk wrote:Real asses don't jiggle like that. Just sayin'.

Oh reily... lol

Welcome to the krunkness It\'s all the rage i


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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-12, 12:51 am

Yes really.

And thanks. Smile

So. I used to hate my insurance. I now love them. Just sayin'.

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Re: The Bitch Is In.

Post by Cobrawannabe on 2011-04-12, 2:34 am

I can't believe I missed this epic thread.





I wub you Kelly.
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-12, 3:20 pm

Cobrawannabe wrote:I can't believe I missed this epic thread.





I wub you Kelly.

Me either.



I I wub you Matt. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Kenzx3 on 2011-04-12, 7:51 pm

HelloKittyCrunkk wrote:
I I wub you Zach.


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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-12, 9:39 pm

She's so easy even a caveman can do it!








Nothing but love Wink
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Post by SVT3658 on 2011-04-12, 9:42 pm

Laughing !!!!!

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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-12, 11:42 pm

Kenzx3 wrote:
HelloKittyCrunkk wrote:
I I wub you Zach.


Fixed Thumb Up

Not funny.

jinstall wrote:She's so easy even a caveman can do it!








Nothing but love Wink

And not funny.

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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-13, 6:25 am

Aw, I thought you had a tough skin. Evil Grin Keeping with the 5 Guys and Insurance quotes.
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-13, 4:48 pm

The whole Zach and that moron everyone thinks is my cousin thing that Ken continues to bring up is fucking annoying and I just wish it would stop.

And I say that shit because it's funny. My boyfriend is overseas right now and I've been nothing but faithful to him. I love him and he's hopefully the only guy that will penetrate me for the rest of my life. Hahahaha.

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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-13, 5:51 pm

Overseas? Doing what?
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-13, 6:16 pm

Air Force. He's in the 193 Special Operations Unit.

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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-13, 10:48 pm

Deployed or stationed?
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-13, 10:50 pm

Deployed. He's National Guard. His base is in Middletown.

He's a, "You're leaving. Be ready in 24 hours." type guy. Sucks but it pays the bills, ha.

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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-14, 7:10 am

I am retired Military and a Army Special Forces brat, I know this all too well. But he's Air Force so how tough could it really be? Neener
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-14, 8:30 am

So let me know what you think of my wiring job. I soldered everything together and then used shrink wrap to cover each connection. I'd love to do this as a job but only this part. Screw running wires and shit. What a pain in the ass. Lol.


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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-14, 10:59 am

Looks good on the shrinkwrAp but nothing on the connections, that's where the money is at. Good to see a "girl" working on her car. Nothing hotter than a woman that wrenches her own car besides one that works on YOUR can like my wife does
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-14, 12:36 pm

I work on Kyle's car. When we first got together I rewired his head unit and now his front tires keep going flat so I have to keep taking the tires off because I don't get around to putting air in them until they are completely flat, haha. And when the studs broke on his lincoln and his wheel fell off he got frustrated trying to pull the studs through and threw his tools and I had to pull the new studs through and put his tire back on on the side of the highway. I can handle my own with most shit.

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Post by Bellicose87 on 2011-04-14, 12:46 pm

HelloKittyCrunkk wrote:Air Force. He's in the 193 Special Operations Unit.

Is he going to FR? Small chance that I may have worked with him before.
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-14, 1:08 pm

I'm pretty sure he will be back for FR. He's been in the unit for seven years now. I have pics with him on my Facebook.

facebook.com/hellokittycrunkk

You'll have to add me.

He drives what used to be a medium blue Focus sedan on the coils that are now on my car. He spay bombed it rustoleum blue and put it on air ride. Now he's redoing the entire interior. I hope he gets it all back together for FR11.

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Post by HaveBlue83 on 2011-04-14, 6:57 pm

lol @ this thread.


(eurotrip voice) CHICA!!!!!!!

welcome to da fun zone. I think i already made some ignant comments @ u but thats FF for ya and here we can be normal. Didn't know u were fun, so nvm my comments! LOL.

I like those 18's. they look cool. what wheel are they? they look like some vintage stuff from like 2002. and i always liked that wierd copper color, slammed Smile


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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-14, 10:19 pm

Well if you need help come down on a weekned and I will get you squared away. You can have your own rooma nd lock lol. Sorry I abe a littlw tipsey, shitty fucking day today. FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES THAT THINK YOU CAN MILK YOUR EX HUSBANDS FOR SHIT YOU SHOULD BE PAYING OFR IN CHULD SUPPORT WHORES.

That is all.
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-14, 11:59 pm

HaveBlue83 wrote:lol @ this thread.


(eurotrip voice) CHICA!!!!!!!

welcome to da fun zone. I think i already made some ignant comments @ u but thats FF for ya and here we can be normal. Didn't know u were fun, so nvm my comments! LOL.

I like those 18's. they look cool. what wheel are they? they look like some vintage stuff from like 2002. and i always liked that wierd copper color, slammed Smile



I didn't really understand why you were ignorant to me in the first place. Thanks for the nevermind, lol. I know that because I have a vagina, most people automatically associate me with the stupid car whores that suck cock to get shit done to their car. Not me. I do it myself. And I'm not a stupid bitch. And the 18's are ADR's. Kyle said he got them because they were on the Need for Speed video game, lmfao. And after someone said they look like EAP's I can't put them on my car. Hahaha.

jinstall wrote:Well if you need help come down on a weekned and I will get you squared away. You can have your own rooma nd lock lol. Sorry I abe a littlw tipsey, shitty fucking day today. FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES THAT THINK YOU CAN MILK YOUR EX HUSBANDS FOR SHIT YOU SHOULD BE PAYING OFR IN CHULD SUPPORT WHORES.

That is all.

Thank you. I appreciate that. And I'm sorry that you have to deal with that.

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Post by jinstall on 2011-04-15, 6:21 am

One bit of advise I can give while working on electrical systems in cars is to purchasea Power Probe, it is a wonderful tool to have.
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Post by HaveBlue83 on 2011-04-18, 9:52 pm

yeah, i think ian had me make some ignant remarks for some reason or other? he was going wigigty wack over the meet in baltimore or some shizz cause it went sour.

so yeah, I will see you at FR11 and i can introduce myself in a semi-normal way (cause I'm fuuuuucked up crazy). and then all is well.

THAT'S where i saw those wheels!! they were on NFS!! LOL.
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Post by Kenzx3 on 2011-04-18, 10:48 pm

HaveBlue83 wrote:yeah, i think ian had me make some ignant remarks for some reason or other? he was going wigigty wack over the meet in baltimore or some shizz cause it went sour.

Ken yelled at Mustang Driver sitting in drive-thru, Ken couldn't help himself but call a tool out for revving like a tool, Stang Driver gets out and acts a douche, Ian had the stuff on him (you know what), Ian runs away for good reason, Stang driver after cooling down knows who this douche is from 33rd street at Hot Rod weekend, all is well.

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so yeah, I will see you at FR11 and i can introduce myself in a semi-normal way (cause I'm fuuuuucked up crazy). and then all is well.

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Post by BigTurbofocus on 2011-04-19, 8:33 pm

LOL i never get around to these im new here threads so welcome, nice to see you actually work on your car.

O and did i mention i love my B&G coilovers thanks JOSH hahah
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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-19, 8:42 pm

HaveBlue83 wrote:yeah, i think ian had me make some ignant remarks for some reason or other? he was going wigigty wack over the meet in baltimore or some shizz cause it went sour.

so yeah, I will see you at FR11 and i can introduce myself in a semi-normal way (cause I'm fuuuuucked up crazy). and then all is well.

THAT'S where i saw those wheels!! they were on NFS!! LOL.

Yeah. I don't like Ian.

Thank you. I look forward to that.

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Post by HelloKittyCrunkk on 2011-04-19, 8:46 pm

BigTurbofocus wrote:LOL i never get around to these im new here threads so welcome, nice to see you actually work on your car.

O and did i mention i love my B&G coilovers thanks JOSH hahah

I try to do as much as I can. Somethings I just can't do and I need help.

Thanks for the welcome.

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