Eye Don't Think I've Maid Won Of These Hear

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Eye Don't Think I've Maid Won Of These Hear

Post by jakebrewer on 2011-03-22, 10:48 pm

So... hello, my name is Paul.

I drive a Focus. You already know about it.

I like pizza.

I like to party.

I like to pizza party.

I am not wearing thong underpants.

There's more hot snatch like me here.

I don't like men anywhere near my mouth.

But I DO LIKE FOOD.

So yes...

I could pics, but I'm lazy.

If you care, do it yourself.

I don't know why I hit enter in between every sentence I guess I just got carried away and now to try to make up for it I will attempt to say everything I want to say right now in a single run on sentence in order to prevent myself from hitting enter/return as I clearly have done earlier in this post which I made to try to make more threads on the forums so that there is more activity for current and new members to see and be able to respond and participate in so as to make therefore bringing upon a closer nit community of people generally located but not limited to the pan-handle looking state of Florida which is a very fine state but is the number two peninsula following behind Michigan in all general awesome-ness-sauce-ed-ness-oscity although to be completely honest with all of you fine people reading this at this current moment in time I would have to say that while Michigan is the shit it would be much better if the Michigan people that you all know and love just lived somewhere else in this country rather than the shithole that is the love glove dirty glove murder mitten bitch slap to the world that is Michigan.

Carry on, or not, I really don't know right now.

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Post by jakebrewer on 2011-03-22, 10:48 pm

My name is not Paul.

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Post by matchbox on 2011-03-22, 10:50 pm

WTF jakebrewer

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Post by jakebrewer on 2011-03-22, 10:51 pm

What?

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Post by trailbikerider on 2011-03-22, 10:53 pm

I see what you did there, kind of.

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Post by jakebrewer on 2011-03-22, 11:00 pm

Considering I dont even know wtf I just did, I find that to be highly impressive.

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Post by J_Train on 2011-03-22, 11:09 pm

lmao
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Post by SVT3658 on 2011-03-22, 11:12 pm

Laughing

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Post by Yocrew on 2011-03-22, 11:35 pm

Oh the mockery!

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Post by jakebrewer on 2011-03-22, 11:40 pm

Honestly started this as just a long overdue intro, and then I went retarded, it happens at times.

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Post by NHFocus on 2011-03-25, 8:42 am

Retarded is ..apparently good. Clearly very entertaining.
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